The "Alexi Ogando May Not Be Human" Call Out

In two seasons in the Majors the Texas Rangers' Alexi Ogando has produced a sparkling 3.08 ERA and 1.13 WHIP in 210 innings.  Perhaps even more impressive for such a relatively inexperienced pitcher, is that Alexi has pitched 16.1 innings in 5 different postseason series for an ERA of 1.10 and an amazing WHIP of 0.735.

The Case
How is it that such a relatively unknown can be so impressive in one of the hardest positions in all of sports?  Could it be that perhaps there is more than meets the eye when it comes to Alexi's skill?  The simple answer is yes, there is more going on here, the complete answer is that Alexi Ogando is half Bull Terrier.

The Call Out
Make no mistake about it, this is quite different than Charlie Sheen's dumbass claiming that he had Adonis DNA, and Tiger Blood running through his veins.  There is actual scientific evidence proving that Ogando truly is part canine. Just look at the following pictures.

Terrier Man

Bull Terrier

Terrier Man

Bull Terrier

After reviewing the evidence above it's definitely easier to see why Alexi is experiencing such a great deal of early professional success.  Even with his unoriginal and unremarkable pitching repertoire of Fastball, Changeup, Slider, hitters are consistently fooled by Alexi's inhuman, canine-infused skillset.  Alexi's superhuman grip on his senses, inherited from the mutt his mother fucked, has paid immediate dividends that allow him to be one of the more successful pitchers in baseball, and by the looks of things I wouldn't be surprised if Alexi continued to get better as he learns and harnesses the gifts of his canine lineage.